What I'm currently reading: The Handmaid's Tale - Margaret Atwood - terrifying! Brilliant so far but a really scary concept
What I plan to read next: The Mysteries of Udolpho
"you don’t need medicine it’s all poison"
"nature is better than therapy just look at a waterfall"
"real medicine is fruits and vegetables"
Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
a gryffindor will die for you
a slytherin will kill for you
a ravenclaw will figure out a solution where no one dies
a hufflepuff will be sitting next to you in the after life going “could have been worse”
i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.
who else has fucking scissors for hands